The Twelve Days of a Contract

The holidays are upon us and we at Epic BIM want to get you into the spirit of those holidays with our rendition of the Twelve Days of Christmas; we hope you enjoy.

On the first day of the contract,
My owner sent to me
A long list to V. E.

On the second day of the contract,
My owner sent to me
Two different contracts, and
A long list to V. E.

On the third day of the contract,
My owner sent to me
Three new consultants,
Two different contracts, and
A long list to V. E.

On the fourth day of the contract,
My owner sent to me
Four scope adjustments,
Three new consultants,
Two different contracts, and
A long list to V. E.

On the fifth day of the contract,
My owner sent to me
Five Change Orders,
Four scope adjustments,
Three new consultants,
Two different contracts, and
A long list to V. E.

On the sixth day of the contract,
My owner sent to me
Six Unclouded Changes,
Five Change Orders,
Four scope adjustments,
Three new consultants,
Two different contracts, and
A long list to V. E.

On the seventh day of the contract,
My owner sent to me
Seven computers crashing,
Six Unclouded Changes,
Five Change Orders,
Four scope adjustments,
Three new consultants,
Two different contracts, and
A long list to V. E.

On the eighth day of the contract,
My owner sent to me
Eight design changes,
Seven computers crashing,
Six Unclouded Changes,
Five Change Orders,
Four scope adjustments,
Three new consultants,
Two different contracts, and
A long list to V. E.

On the ninth day of the contract,
My owner sent to me
Nine modelers modeling,
Eight design changes,
Seven computers crashing,
Six Unclouded Changes,
Five Change Orders,
Four scope adjustments,
Three new consultants,
Two different contracts, and
A long list to V. E.

On the tenth day of the contract,
My owner sent to me
Ten windows leaking,
Nine modelers modeling,
Eight design changes,
Seven computers crashing,
Six Unclouded Changes,
Five Change Orders,
Four scope adjustments,
Three new consultants,
Two different contracts, and
A long list to V. E.

On the eleventh day of the contract,
My owner sent to me
Eleven fitters piping,
Ten windows leaking,
Nine modelers modeling,
Eight design changes,
Seven computers crashing,
Six Unclouded Changes,
Five Change Orders,
Four scope adjustments,
Three new consultants,
Two different contracts, and
A long list to V. E.

On the twelfth day of the contract,
My owner sent to me
Twelve models clashing,
Eleven fitters piping,
Ten windows leaking,
Nine modelers modeling,
Eight design changes,
Seven computers crashing,
Six Unclouded Changes,
Five Change Orders,
Four scope adjustments,
Three new consultants,
Two different contracts, and
A long list to V. E.

1 Comment

  1. OH, THAT'S going on the bulletin board. 🙂

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